When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, hes an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, shes an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, theyre a-holes. So its only natural to want to kill them sometimes. Of course you cant because youd go to prison, and then youd really never get to poop alone again. Plus, theres that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. Karen Alpert is the writer of the popular blog Baby Sideburns. You may have seen some of her more viral posts like Ten Things I Really Fing Want for Mothers Day, Daddy Sticker Chart and What NOT to Fing Buy My Kids this Holiday. Or you may know her from her Facebook page that has over 130,000 followers. I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard youll wish you were wearing a diaper.