Felis catus: a more inscrutable pet simply does not exist. How can we truly understand our kittiestheir loves, their needs, their desire to poop on the things we hold most dear? ABCDEFYOU provides a full descriptive alphabet elucidating some of Fluffy's finest features, from A (A is for ass. Your cat will lick his own vigorously and loudly at all times) to Z (Z is for Zen, which cat ownership provides 4% of the time). These 26 feline factspackaged as a 64-page postcard collectionare a must for all committed cat lovers hoping to finally make sense of their furry friend's foibles.